Cheering for a Hollywood Handshake like it’s a Bears touchdown over here

Hear me out: An 8+ hour recording of Noel Fielding whisper-describing contestant bakes as a sleep aid

Also appears that I have made a Work Friend already so if either of us is ever the main character in a two star rom com we’ll have someone to do sneaky capers with.

a woman sitting in a car with disney + written on the bottom right

ALT: a woman sitting in a car with disney + written on the bottom right

We had a taco party at work today which I assume was to celebrate my first week and not just some crazy coincidence! It was fun and I’m really feeling a-ok about the job, but I am so glad it’s the weekend. Also: BAKE-OFF!

This training is easy.

My dad said that too!

A helicopter is circling south Hammond, I assume it’s for me and I’m wanted by the FBI due to a clerical error.

I also went to Demotte! Thats mostly where the cows came in.

No children were present. Actually, no one was present. I did see some cows though!