Getting up real early in the morning to go arrange beer cases into fun displays somewhere in Merrillville, a place with way too many double letters in its name. It’s not a thing I’ll be doing super often, but it’s part of my training and I kind of like it.

Overheard a guy in one of the stores yesterday blaming the state-sanctioned alcohol price increase on Kamala Harris, noted Indiana-specific lawmaker

I clicked on an ad for these last week to see how big they were and they have been on every app or website I have viewed since (they are teeny) (but I still want one)

you’re allowed to not watch the debate, no one will be mad at you for not watching the debate

I’m out on a real route with a person doing the exact thing I’ll be doing and I’m totally getting it, mostly!

I don’t have the mental energy to tell people where I don’t work anymore, maybe I should get a newsletter.

A real rule of threes going on

The sales guy I was out with today is just like, go on home it’s fine!” because we finished early but I think I’m too new for “it’s fine” and should prob go back to the office. 🫣🤷‍♀️

Don’t mind me, I’m just watching what I call The Selasi Season of Bake Off now

Oh shoot, it’s Muriel’s Wedding’s 30th birthday. Not sure if it’s today, tomorrow, or yesterday though, because who can figure out Australia time, not me