Getting up real early in the morning to go arrange beer cases into fun displays somewhere in Merrillville, a place with way too many double letters in its name. It’s not a thing I’ll be doing super often, but it’s part of my training and I kind of like it.

Imagine “thing I don’t like must have been caused by person I don’t like” being the full limit of your ability to reason!

Overheard a guy in one of the stores yesterday blaming the state-sanctioned alcohol price increase on Kamala Harris, noted Indiana-specific lawmaker

I’m too scared to look at the ad again lest they break down my door or whatever is the next step after stalking me online!

I mean, I hope it isn’t, but I don’t think I’d know if it was 🤓

No, I think it’s just a decorative mini version of these mid century modern fireplaces! That I guess lights up somehow.

My neighbors two houses down had an orange one when I was a kid, but it was more scary than it was stylish.

I clicked on an ad for these last week to see how big they were and they have been on every app or website I have viewed since (they are teeny) (but I still want one)

you’re allowed to not watch the debate, no one will be mad at you for not watching the debate

It’s true because there was not a word ‘bout lunch