I’ve lost track of all the grudges and side-taking. I have no idea how Poppy fits in with this, or is she just a wrong’un? Assuming Susan’s not setting her up to open up a separate front, that is. Why can’t they all just play nicely? #TheArchers

Maybe egg throwing was just a gesture of protest about getting rhubarb yoghurt when she had intended to buy raspberry? #TheArchers

Poppy ‘couldn’t stop crying’ when Will (her dad) told her about Will and Emma’s possible charges/imprisonment. #TheArchers

I didn’t even think Parpy was old enough to be out.