And with that Khalil has been lost to the dark side. He’s been patronised to such a stupour that he’s going to go round for regular genuflection at Brookfield. #TheArchers

It’s pretty good to be fair to it. I wondered whether it could hack into the scripts for future episodes if it’s confident enough to name the cat.

Well that’s accurate. ‘One of the Undead’ for short.

Gosh. Does it know what George is going to get… and what’s happened to Carol Tregorran? #TheArchers

Didn’t one of RexNToby work at The Bull before they faded away? They always confused me, so maybe it’s confused ChatGPT as well. #TheArchers

No, no, Dr Azra. Do not be sucked in. Keep a grip on sanity. Your Khalil is the most normal person heard in Ambridge in years and it’s the weird farmer bloke banging on about hornets who’s weird. #TheArchers

Maybe that’s it. William is weird enough to have given her a box of eggs for her birthday, she set out to get the maximum fun out of it that an 11 year old can, the target was coincidental, and Emma instinctively pulled her well worn victim card. Nothing to see here. #TheArchers

So why lob an egg at these people? Aren’t they broadly in the same camp as her? Is it a false flag exercise? Does she just like throwing eggs and/or dislike yoghurt and/or Helen? The latter is the closest I can get atm. I’m going to need someone to draw a diagram. #TheArchers

I’ve lost track of all the grudges and side-taking. I have no idea how Poppy fits in with this, or is she just a wrong’un? Assuming Susan’s not setting her up to open up a separate front, that is. Why can’t they all just play nicely? #TheArchers

13th Nov, btw. Six weeks. Tick tock. #TheArchers