It’s pretty good to be fair to it. I wondered whether it could hack into the scripts for future episodes if it’s confident enough to name the cat.

Well that’s accurate. ‘One of the Undead’ for short.

Gosh. Does it know what George is going to get… and what’s happened to Carol Tregorran? #TheArchers

Didn’t one of RexNToby work at The Bull before they faded away? They always confused me, so maybe it’s confused ChatGPT as well. #TheArchers

Maybe that’s it. William is weird enough to have given her a box of eggs for her birthday, she set out to get the maximum fun out of it that an 11 year old can, the target was coincidental, and Emma instinctively pulled her well worn victim card. Nothing to see here. #TheArchers

So why lob an egg at these people? Aren’t they broadly in the same camp as her? Is it a false flag exercise? Does she just like throwing eggs and/or dislike yoghurt and/or Helen? The latter is the closest I can get atm. I’m going to need someone to draw a diagram. #TheArchers

A Freud discussing David and Tony and their domineering mothers. How apt. #TheArchers

I think they’re trying to channel Agatha, but it’s coming out more Enid. I’m expecting them to be on the trail of smugglers before too long. #TheArchers

It was 2014 and it turns out that was also a ✅. No wonder they were excited. This report says the hankie was waved at 10:12. Shame I missed it (but it was very crowded and standing room only - which is more than cathedrals usually manage, so good on em).

Ah. I was there for that service / ceremony / palaver once. I don’t remember an outcome being declared (or a hankie being waved) but it was all very crowded and excitable and everyone seemed to be delighted, so that’s all good. It was broadcast live on RAI Uno.