So why lob an egg at these people? Aren’t they broadly in the same camp as her? Is it a false flag exercise? Does she just like throwing eggs and/or dislike yoghurt and/or Helen? The latter is the closest I can get atm. I’m going to need someone to draw a diagram. #TheArchers

She'll have heard George blaming Emma for grassing him up, and now Parpy is seeking egg-based retribution. Or there was a second thrower behind the grassy knoll. #TheArchers

As a professional artist I would love to draw it for you.