You work hard for decades to be cleverly meta and then your toddler shames you with a fluke allusion to a seminal scene in Edward Scissorhands with a jammy dodger and a Vincent Price action figure

I hated Return of the Living Dead the first time I saw it, for some inexplicable reason, and now it's my favourite of the whole "dead" franchise. Similarly, I used to hate Street Fighter: The Movie for not being like the games, now I hate the games for not embodying Raul Julia

My urge to desolder a dodgy dip socket from a commodore 64 has never been as great as when I have vital life stuff to sort out in a short space of time

Ooh yes another social media platform for me to lurk on