I ordered yet another jockstrap this morning and guys, I think I might have a tiny bit of an obsession going on here.

I’d expect to see that get abbreviated to something like “Brimbo” within the first 48 hours.

Bluesky is unique, in my experience, in making me hunt through endless swaths of furry art (no judgment, furries & artists, y’all are great, it’s just not personally my thing) to find elusive nuggets of bara content.

Happy Hobbit Day to all who celebrate! May your holes be ever warm and snug, may your pipeweed never run low, may your rings never slip off at inopportune moments, and may your days be filled with unexpected parties leading to great adventures. Remember not to feed the trolls or taunt the dragons!

The Good Ship Murder missed out on the perfect opportunity for a crossover episode or two with The Mallorca Files. Just saying.

Who’s the artist of the first image?

There are times I bitterly resent this combination of introverted personality and good-boys-don’t upbringing.

I’ve spent half my life in a church choir loft and never received that kind of service. What am I doing wrong? 😜

Any power bottoms out there willing to help me test this theory?

Based on my typical reaction to Hump Day on Bluesky, I may need to revise my sexual identity to service top.