I’d expect to see that get abbreviated to something like “Brimbo” within the first 48 hours.

Who’s the artist of the first image?

I’ve spent half my life in a church choir loft and never received that kind of service. What am I doing wrong? 😜

Any power bottoms out there willing to help me test this theory?

Why indeed? I think you should take them off. 😈

I'm so very sorry!

You may have just given me my new life motto.

I know, right?!

I lost the phone number years ago, but I still remember his name—because in one of those odd cosmic coincidences, it was the same as mine!

Yes, it certainly is a work of art. <chef's kiss>