Pretty bunk combover, to be honest. Feel like it’s time my knee considered a hair system or just cut it all off.

They need a ‘I beg to fucking differ’ button.

I just want something to make me feel like London planetarium did in 1989

Why do I always lament the pointlessness of the existence of cold viruses, when I haven’t even figured out the point of….me?

‘You bore me’, I enunciate like Udo Kier in BLADE as I block.

If we can pull it off, think this is gonna slap.

Since Yodel didn't only not bother ringing the doorbell, but then proceeded to leave our food delivery on an actual animal poo, I have done a little UX work to improve their delivery 'experience'

Current research suggests that only the reptilian brain is left during one of those broccoli haircut procedures

I’d have gotten a tentacle there, too. Unfinished.

Does this mean I can disconnect the car battery from my testicles for a day? That’s a kindness