Pretty bunk combover, to be honest. Feel like it’s time my knee considered a hair system or just cut it all off.

I just want something to make me feel like London planetarium did in 1989

Why do I always lament the pointlessness of the existence of cold viruses, when I haven’t even figured out the point of….me?

‘You bore me’, I enunciate like Udo Kier in BLADE as I block.

If we can pull it off, think this is gonna slap.

Since Yodel didn't only not bother ringing the doorbell, but then proceeded to leave our food delivery on an actual animal poo, I have done a little UX work to improve their delivery 'experience'

Current research suggests that only the reptilian brain is left during one of those broccoli haircut procedures

Coming back here following the absolute silage heap that Threads has become. I don’t know if this is a thing here, if it works….but…. I want to interact with: - managers - Literary managers - Producers - Production companies - Boutique managers - Horror directors - Indie horror filmmakers

If anyone advertises to me with twee ukulele music, I know immediately there’s a lot of crying in the toilets at corporate

In my fantasy, none of us are dressed when we IV line the melted Toblerone and our eyes roll up into our skulls. Especially you.