Had to do a double take. Thought your boobs were hanging a bit low for a sec - nope, just your knees!

And then!!!! Then he reckons he’s in charge of HER breathing and she isn’t doing what she’s supposed to. GTFOH!!!

I’ve gone back to the start of sister wives to get a broader context. Gotta say, nothing says cult louder to me than a guy boasting that his wife has been taught to be “ladylike” when giving birth by not making too much noise. WTF.

Can’t quite put my finger on it, but that father/daughter relationship just comes off as icky. #sisterwives

What did you think?

Loving the sound of 1+ Gaming!

Mad props to astronaut SAMANTHA CRISTOFORETTI who packed a Starfleet (Star Trek) uniform into her precious personal cargo space for her time on the ISS. Totally awesome selfie.

Paying $2 for that extra 3 minutes of car vacuum time only for the cashier to shame me with a raised eyebrow and a “I vacuum regularly so it’s easier to keep on top of”. #cleancar #twiceayearisntenough?

Me at 9pm: While I've got the veggies out I'll chuck them in the slow cooker overnight. Less to worry about tomorrow. Me at 2am: what's that smell? Oh, the lentil sauce. Yum. Me at 3am: mmm, food. Me at 5am: Nachos for breakfast is fine right? Me at 7am: I'm turning that bloody slow cooker off.

Now do that during lockdown wearing only a long jumper because nobody is out. See a neighbour putting stuff in their bin hide behind yours b4 stretching a bit too much to put stuff in your own bin. Congratulate yourself on not being spotted and as u walk away see horrified stares in a car opposite u