This turd just rearranged my guts like a reverse doggy style I feel so alive e

banned from the transit app bc I sent them hate mail after losing my top spot on the 61d to Shy Picasso and by hate mail I mean my thumb

PRT be like "we're shutting the red lime down in two weeks. If that's not enough time for you,,, go fuck youreself" and then the t driver plows you in the second car for the duration of your ride

This is supposed to just be dumb shitposts about living in pittsburgh, but today i come online asking for some friends. i lost somebody special to me. a pig, not a human, but the best damn pig i ever worked with. it's been a hard one.

i had a dream that I gave birth to the eat n park smiley face

inside every pittsburgh man is a college guy who would rather go to pitt than fuckign be a buckeye

i don't care that it's not football season anymore. football is forever ive given my blood sweat and tears to watch these other guys win for me

*tosses my pack of newports with one cig left into the alleghany* please accept this offering river gods and bless us with a seventh ring

upmc more like U Piss Middling Cock !

the supreme court is bad folks