This turd just rearranged my guts like a reverse doggy style I feel so alive e

banned from the transit app bc I sent them hate mail after losing my top spot on the 61d to Shy Picasso and by hate mail I mean my thumb

PRT be like "we're shutting the red lime down in two weeks. If that's not enough time for you,,, go fuck youreself" and then the t driver plows you in the second car for the duration of your ride

This is supposed to just be dumb shitposts about living in pittsburgh, but today i come online asking for some friends. i lost somebody special to me. a pig, not a human, but the best damn pig i ever worked with. it's been a hard one.

i had a dream that I gave birth to the eat n park smiley face

i don't care that it's not football season anymore. football is forever ive given my blood sweat and tears to watch these other guys win for me

*tosses my pack of newports with one cig left into the alleghany* please accept this offering river gods and bless us with a seventh ring

upmc more like U Piss Middling Cock !

the supreme court is bad folks

my dream mancavr keeps the basement toilet and has my hair clipping collection of the past 20 ye ars of starting qbs for the steelers right above my 72 inch flat screen which is across from the toilet