I'm waiting for tilt controls.

you are so blocked

I just have a separate local DNS server and use linode's DNS hosting with my VPS for external. Then pfsense has a DDNS plugin for the external A record, but theres lots of ways to update that. Externally I only care about the couple A records that need to, but the internal one does devices for me.

power a small light or AI construct

this!

have to cross pollinate the memes here

If I lived somewhere with tornadoes I'd probably buy/build a drone that can view from a decent distance.

is it a specific storm?

committing to the role