the immortal words of juror no. 59 ring true across eternity

I’m no comic book villain Jack. Did you seriously think I’d tell you my master stroke if there was any chance of Malarkey? I dropped out thirty five seconds ago

Quentin Monge

rise of the machines

Eh. My source on that is just what the olive garden trainer told me about 16 years ago so that's the quality of my source. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's supposed to be so you can verify the year and vineyard printed on the cork to prove they didn't just swap the label on the sly.

A better job than NYT, apparently. 👍

(Lovely art, though. :-p Saying kitties are a menace is just how I baby talk at them.)

Ugh at this point you're gonna have to tent it.