I’m no comic book villain Jack. Did you seriously think I’d tell you my master stroke if there was any chance of Malarkey? I dropped out thirty five seconds ago

Remember when McCain had just learned he had cancer and he told reporters to "watch the show", walked onto the Senate floor, and sank the ACA repeal with a single thumbs down? Thereby crushing all Mitch McConnell's dreams? That's the energy I'm feeling and I want more of it.

Why would you tell the people plotting against you and orchestrating a campaign with The NY Times that was so obvious, it got annoying?

Joezymandias

Joe galaxy braindon

this is a great skeet

Fucking wheezing

He waited until Trump nominated the Shillbilly as his running mate. Coincidence?

Good skeet.

“mericanpeople think I’m too old Jack. Well, betcha didn’t think grampa Joe had another fast one in him did ya?”

Is there a word for when someone can encapsulate the sound of someone's voice with just words? I mean something more specific than imitate.