Hey does anyone know someone in Ontario looking for an AMAZING deal on a clown coffin?

any coffin i get put in is automatically a clown coffin

If I open it up, do 25 clowns fall out?

Showed this to a pal who commented "It'd better play "POP! Goes the Weasel!"

Truly, this is the racecar bed of coffins.

Getting some serious Thomas The Tank Engine vibes

Used or new?

sleeping in one of these like vincent valentine

Don’t have anyone to put in it? No problem, you’ll die laughing!

Good. I am *so* sick of being ripped off with my clown coffins.

"A little song, A little dance, A little seltzer Down your pants"

Laugh for Chuckles

From "The Mary Tyler Moore Show." Mary loses it at the funeral for Chuckles the clown.