This was a speech during which he did not have to answer any questions, he supposedly knew where he was going to be several days ahead of time, and this is what he came up with

People think it's funny and rad to be aggressively ignorant We live in sick times

If someone would post the entire speech, I'm sure that something, something sharks is in there.

[ blinks for 2 complete seconds ] Bro, wut?

It's like the opposite of that one Faulkner quote

And that was in April! It got a night of coverage on, like, the Daily Show

This is what happens when you listen to the sound of your own voice to the exclusion of all else

the video somehow makes it worse too! it's such a weird bit

I could drink a bottle of wine, then smoke more weed than Cheech or Chong, and I’d still muster a more erudite statement on Gettysburg, and I’m Canadian.

He's perpetually a 7th grader who has to deliver a book report on a book he hasn't read, but because he's the gravy train, no one calls him on it.

Does he have any idea which side Lee was on?! It’s like the Dixie flag flying on a truck with marine corp, I mean how historically ignorant. Ugh