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Mike Palmer
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Engineer, atheist, photographer, hiker, traveler
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"What's this?" "Raccoon." "Kinda gamey." "..." "Bear woulda been better." "Baby bear." "Yeah" "Road trip?" "Let's go!"

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Did you know that Google now searches and matches photos in Instagram? I received the photo on the left from a catfish, and google image search matched it directly to the photo on the right, in an IG account. I thought search engines didn't have access to IG photos, but google does.

A photo I received from a catfish
The same photo, matched to an Instagram account by google's reverse image search.
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23. Peel back corner of foil to expose tater-tots 24. Deliveries in Rear 25. Please Take A Number 26. Push 27. Pull 4/4

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15. Please have exact change 16. Slippery When Wet 17. Stop, Pay Toll 18. Dead end 19. Sanitized for your protection 20. You may already be a winner 21. We apologize for the inconvenience 22. Package sold by weight not volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred during shipping. 3/N

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5. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear 6. Press any key to continue 7. Film at Eleven 8. Contains Nuts 9. Filmed before a live studio audience 10. As seen on TV 11. Contents may have settled during shipment 12. Void where prohibited 13. Keep off the grass 14. No U-turn 2/N

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Many years ago, in a post on the alt.fan.cecil-adams newsgroup, I said I was looking for a sign. Other people had seen signs too: 1. Do not back up. Severe tire damage may result. 2. Next services 130 miles 3. Wet hair. Lather. Rinse. Repeat 4. Abort, Retry, Ignore? 1/N

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The man is angling to be Secretary of Education in the next Trump administration.

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I have nominated you both for the Noble Peace prize. Fantastic work, guys.

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Welcome here! Hope you enjoy Bluesky!

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Furthermore, our athletes should wear gold colored sneakers with a T on the side, and the superintendent of education should have a gold tourbillion watch that says TRUMP on the face. Just the normal stuff, nothing unusual at all.

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Mike Palmer
@icengineer.bsky.social
Engineer, atheist, photographer, hiker, traveler
52 followers194 following473 posts