Many years ago, in a post on the alt.fan.cecil-adams newsgroup, I said I was looking for a sign. Other people had seen signs too: 1. Do not back up. Severe tire damage may result. 2. Next services 130 miles 3. Wet hair. Lather. Rinse. Repeat 4. Abort, Retry, Ignore? 1/N

5. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear 6. Press any key to continue 7. Film at Eleven 8. Contains Nuts 9. Filmed before a live studio audience 10. As seen on TV 11. Contents may have settled during shipment 12. Void where prohibited 13. Keep off the grass 14. No U-turn 2/N