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Elliot Andrews
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So obviously the existence of a pope in Cars 2 implies a Cars Catholicism (Cartholicism). But I further posit that means there was a Cars Jesus. Jesus Chrysler
the glass means there was an attempted popemobile assassination
He was crucified by a Honda Pontius Pilot
Ah, but would they have been cars, or carts and chariots? And were horses involved?
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Elliot Andrews
@illegallyelliot.bsky.social
(He/Him) FKA Andy. GM for hire. Both 🦖 and 🏳️🌈
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