So obviously the existence of a pope in Cars 2 implies a Cars Catholicism (Cartholicism). But I further posit that means there was a Cars Jesus. Jesus Chrysler

At Cookout Cashier: "you said an Oreo milkshake. Did you say you wanted *cheese* on that?" Me: "Heath! Heath toffee!" Him: "Oh!" Me: "I'm not feeling *that* unhinged tonight" *Laughter ensues*

I'm begging people to learn what "hear me out" means. Leon Kennedy and Raven are NOT "hear me out" material

Rest in Peace, Dame Maggie Smith.

a woman with gray hair is wearing a blue dress and a choker

Alt: Deep sigh Dowager Downton Abbey

Big mood

Abolish the death penalty

I just want my ADHD test results back. 😭

Instead of a cross, they lifted him up on a car jack. They slashed his tires instead of piercing his side.

He was crucified by a Honda Pontius Pilot

So obviously the existence of a pope in Cars 2 implies a Cars Catholicism (Cartholicism). But I further posit that means there was a Cars Jesus. Jesus Chrysler