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Illy Stylez
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The Dildo Diva (XXX Toy Purveyor), 🇵🇷, Smart Ass. I like music, the paranormal, cheese, cheap champagne (sparkling wine, whatever!), Bobs Burgers & Hazbin Hotel. I love my Smoosh & San Diego (my hometown!) My Frenchie thinks I'm funny and so do I
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A self heating lunchbox was the BEST purchase I've made in this economy (under $40 w utensils!)according to a couple co-workers, I'm bougie AF for wanting to save $ 🙄 Okay, have fun Uber/Dashing your money away? 🤷🏽‍♀️ I'm okay heating up leftovers and meal preps in my lil lunch box. Thanks, haters. 😝

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Having a glass of wine before I hit up the Dispensary then go to work at the "love shack" is highly recommended practice IMO. 😆

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The landscapers are back...I understand they gotta get paid but uhm, guys it's 8:30am and maintenance already cut almost EVERY LIVING THING DOWN or way back to the point that I KNOW you've just got your machines running for no reason. There is not a blade of grass or branch out there. 🙄

a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .

ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .

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Can I go into the out now? Can I go hooooome?! I'm sleepy and have to open at noon 😫

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Hush is the SCARIEST episode of Buffy hands down.

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Re-watching Buffy, S4E7- The Intiative, the whole interaction between Spike &Willow makes me laugh every time. I didn't start watching originally when it aired til I saw Spike in S2. I'm glad they kept James Marsters on. He was such an asset to the show. 🥰

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I loooove Spam but only if it's fried to a crisp. Maple and Bacon are my two faves 😋

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Occasionally, I get a craving for this abomination, and it's all my Dad's fault! It's especially good after I've been drinking, and I hate it! Yes, I'm nibbling on one right now. Don't judge me! Shut up!

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"Sex sells! So first we gotta find some Sex and sell it!"- Louise Belcher

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I just had a Coca-Cola Oreo...it actually tastes like a Coke and has popping candy in it. My taste buds were very confused. 🤣 7/10. I couldn't eat a stack, but 1 or 2 is good.

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Illy Stylez
@illystylez.bsky.social
The Dildo Diva (XXX Toy Purveyor), 🇵🇷, Smart Ass. I like music, the paranormal, cheese, cheap champagne (sparkling wine, whatever!), Bobs Burgers & Hazbin Hotel. I love my Smoosh & San Diego (my hometown!) My Frenchie thinks I'm funny and so do I
57 followers52 following523 posts