Occasionally, I get a craving for this abomination, and it's all my Dad's fault! It's especially good after I've been drinking, and I hate it! Yes, I'm nibbling on one right now. Don't judge me! Shut up!

Never be ashamed of your Drunk Junk cravings. Sometimes we need something horrible and excessive to eat.

I have a Spam single in the pantry. Once a year or so I get a craving for a grilled cheese and fried Spam sandwich. It is usually on a hot day when I’ve been sweating and craving salt. It tastes wonderful. About a half an hour later I remember why I don’t do it more often.

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is wearing a blue hat and saying burp .

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