This is the best possible review of any Jason Stratham movie

Dammit! Why didn’t I think of that? Well played

You look cooler than I ever have in my life and I have made my peace with that

The tennis game on my phone makes me happiest when I play against someone who clearly takes it way too seriously and our screen names are shown at the end of the match. Sorry, “NadalChamp247,” you just lost to “flatulence.”

I fear that I am breaking some sort of City of Seattle ordinance since I am a white dude leaving the house this weekend with neither a Metallica T Shirt nor a Penny Arcade Expo name tag

Gus Waltz shouting “that’s my dad” has gone a long way towards restoring my faith in humanity. Our species isn’t all bad.

I felt the loss of my father more in that moment than I have in years. I believe these are genuinely decent people and I look forward to voting for them.

I’m new to her work, but these are really amazing. Thanks for the thoughtful piece

The only thing that could have made Joe Biden’s speech more Biden-esque would have been for him to ditch “that’s not hyperbole” in favor of “crappin’ you negative” halfway through.

But… when do you eat nachos? Do you have to wait until the score is tied?