I’m cackling watching Hulk Hogan, in character, speaking at the RNC. This timeline is something else

I had a dream the other night about choosing and fitting for a wedding dress, and it was so unnecessarily stressful considering that won’t be happening

I become very sad for children everytime I see “school closed: e-learning” due to a snowstorm. Give the kids snow days for gods sake. I lived for those days making snow igloos and sledding

Oh I’ve been missing him since he passed but especially since 2016!

As a lifelong fan of George this is horrible and depressing. And I’d love to hear his bit about it

Carlin's daughter

If you know you're going to potentially be in danger put your iPhone on your chest (above your heart) and use a stanley tumbler as a blunt weapon

I will win!!!!!!

It’s not good therapy unless I can text my therapist memes like this

Please tell her that I love her