I’m cackling watching Hulk Hogan, in character, speaking at the RNC. This timeline is something else

I had a dream the other night about choosing and fitting for a wedding dress, and it was so unnecessarily stressful considering that won’t be happening

I become very sad for children everytime I see “school closed: e-learning” due to a snowstorm. Give the kids snow days for gods sake. I lived for those days making snow igloos and sledding

Carlin's daughter

If you know you're going to potentially be in danger put your iPhone on your chest (above your heart) and use a stanley tumbler as a blunt weapon

It’s not good therapy unless I can text my therapist memes like this

Today I “graduated” from my outpatient therapy program and I am very proud of myself, but also I will greatly miss it. I learned a ton about myself and made such wonderful connections with good people. I return to work next week with a new position so cute animal pics are appreciated!

Nightmare blunt rotation

Our neighbor brought over a chocolate cake to congratulate me on my promotion. Free cake makes it a lot more exciting to me actually

Pretty wild to find out that I was promoted when I’m on medical leave lol