I don't have a lot to be proud of. Not a lot of awesome decisions made, no great contributions. My history on the stock market contains some 99.8% loss events, and I am fat, bald, and ugly. However, I can't resist being joyful about the fact that I never bought a Tesla.
Does anyone know why jd vance uses eyeliner? He doesn't strike me as very emo in most other aspects.
I saw this company logo today; "Blue Wall Construction". I guess it's better than Blue Ball Demolition. Or not.
MTV sometimes play music videos again. It makes me feel calm in a weird way.
Did you know that the Swedish word "val" means both 'election' and 'whale'. So maybe RFK Jr. intended to do something completely different with the chainsaw..?
Why hold a presidential debate 5 hours after bedtime? That's hardly promoting democracy. Stupid Americans. Best regards CET Timezone
I'm testing my newly built rat trap tonight. Gotta catch that big ol rat alive before someone calls in the heavy hitters. Dear rat, please step on the lid-closing-thingy. It's for your own good!
I prefer my Gran Reserva Rioja served in a sports bottle.
Hey, frens, have you ever tried getting real drunk on plain Angostura? Just don't, ok?