Well said!

We need one of those Meaning Of Liff definitions, for a town/village name that means "The mild dopamine hit you get when there's an incoming call on MS Teams". Even if it's a call you're not looking forward to, I supposed there's a subconscious feeling that someone wants you.

Now if we can just put Truss in the same position - ie. Out of work, and trying to claim benefits - that'd be hilarious.

...and now I have to google Geof Hamilton. Great.

Home after a day of care home visit, shopping in (my home town of) Bath, and a curry in Corsham, followed by a quick late evening dog walk. Poor old Stanley had to stay home alone all afternoon/evening. Now giving #Ludwig a go. It’s fun but DM’s character is a bit too contrived. Anna MM though

a man with a beard is laughing while wearing a suit and shirt .

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He has a smartphone and he uses Google Translate when people are talking English. He’s just too dopey to think to read the instructions.

The dopey sod threw away the instructions then asked me for help on how to cook this ‘porridge’. I googled the shop he’d bought from. It turns out HE’D BOUGHT A COLLOIDAL OATMEAL BATH PRODUCT.

a dog is taking a bath in a bowl of soap bubbles

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The elderly asian lodger (who doesn’t speak a word of English, beyond ‘yes’ and ‘thank you’, went shopping yesterday. He was looking at oatmeal for breakfast. Saw one option that was 3x the price of the rest (only £8) so thought he’d see how much better it was. [1/2]…

Last night’s dinner - Smoked Paprika Chilli Chicken. It was delicious, but having eaten most of the chillies, it’s been Parp Central at Chez Morose this morning. #foodporn#homecooking