Well said!

Now if we can just put Truss in the same position - ie. Out of work, and trying to claim benefits - that'd be hilarious.

...and now I have to google Geof Hamilton. Great.

He has a smartphone and he uses Google Translate when people are talking English. He’s just too dopey to think to read the instructions.

The dopey sod threw away the instructions then asked me for help on how to cook this ‘porridge’. I googled the shop he’d bought from. It turns out HE’D BOUGHT A COLLOIDAL OATMEAL BATH PRODUCT.

a dog is taking a bath in a bowl of soap bubbles

Posted from Graysky - get the app to view and post GIFs!

I’m just up. Am I too late for the spare pastries?

The pic doesn’t do it justice, mainly because I’ve had gin while I cooked and now a LOT of Malbec.

All looks great! Was this in Bray? I lived there for a year or so around 2010. Really like the area. Probably one of the nicer parts of Berkshire.

I'm still organising getting the original key back.