Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money
It's not working, I haven't moved for hours except for my online shopping finger
A misspelling in the tax code means that while stationery isn't taxed, being stationary is. That will be $17.
Put down the mouse
Stealing hippo’s wallet so I can buy myself a nice meal at Wendy’s
Does it work?
Standing there costs money. Standing anywhere costs money these days
Me in Las Vegas on a work trip
Be careful bcs I seen folks cards being picked up by regular grocery checkout shit w/o permission (mostly capital one scanning whole in your pocket still also anyone can scan your pocket w square pay on their phone bcs it doesn’t require any auth to process payment for them so watch tf out)
Sound financial advice.