I'm tired of touching screens. It's time to retvrn to buttons and cranks and knobs

*presses button on remote control, lever action strikes an internal tuning fork and emits a tone*

This, but unironically, unless this was sincere, in which case, just this.

If jewelled baubles are a good enough interface for Sulu they're good enough for me

We need more of those slightly concave buttons that arcade machines have in our day-to-day lives.

I'll build you a peripheral where to send an email you pull one of those long organ ropes and it makes a honking noise.

And widgets

Get a real clacky mechanical keyboard. It makes using the computer feel a bit more analog.

I want a click wheel on my next iPhone.

It'll soon change when the screen touches you.

Switches! I miss switches! That satisfying click.