This is why they ended up hosting fake AI-generated "interviews" of actual employees on their company website instead of just taking the twenty minutes to talk to the people in question and writing their answers down - there was nobody left to do even that... but they did have a ChatGPT account!

I honestly can't wait for the day when some bright spark figures out a way to create AI replacements for upper management. Just program the thing to make the dumbest, most obvious cost-cutting moves in any given situation and call it a day - chances are nobody will be able to tell the difference.