CM
Carl Marx
@ishigh.lol
He/Him
Grower *and* a shower
✊No war but ass war✊
Please keep all that election crap to yourself, thanks in advance
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My cat has seen me take thousands of dumps
My dog’s eaten too many of mine.
At what point does it stop being a hobby and become a job
brag about it
And I've seen my cat take thousands of dumps. The cycle of life and dumps continues 🙏
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My cats beg, they plead, to see me relieve myself. I never let them.
If my cat learned how to talk he would rat so much of my intimacy bro, this mf has seen me sniffing underwear to check if its dirty or if still wearable... that mf would destroy me
Holy Mao, is this really Karl Marx? In the blue sky app?
And yet how many has it ever disposed of, the way you for it?
CM
Carl Marx
@ishigh.lol
He/Him
Grower *and* a shower
✊No war but ass war✊
Please keep all that election crap to yourself, thanks in advance
1.8k followers758 following42.3k posts