I like the way you think, Hays.

A real poser. Do I bid on the 1950 T. Nelson edition of Boswell’s Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides starting at $1,100, or do I just buy it outright for its actual market value of $4?

Washing them just encourages them to demand to be washed again. Don’t give in to their blackmail.

Completed my ballot; looking forward to my check from George Soros.

Who are you gonna believe, Landru or this Shatner guy?

BRING BACK THE FLY! BRING BACK THE FLY!

This is like George Carlin's list of naughty words.

Excited for the VP debate!

Pumpkin for VP!