Excited to see Horace's dictum, "siquid tamen olim | scripseris, in Meti descendat iudicis auris | et patris et nostras nonumque prematur in annum | membranis intus positis," is trending.

A real poser. Do I bid on the 1950 T. Nelson edition of Boswell’s Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides starting at $1,100, or do I just buy it outright for its actual market value of $4?

Completed my ballot; looking forward to my check from George Soros.

Who are you gonna believe, Landru or this Shatner guy?

BRING BACK THE FLY! BRING BACK THE FLY!

Excited for the VP debate!

Pumpkin for VP!

Then what sort of property ARE they?!?! Damned activist judges.

Oh, well, passed over yet again. At least I'm still in the running for People's Sexiest Man Alive award.