we're now as far from the release of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace as Garth Marenghi's Darkplace was from the release of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
The more hurdles the better, I say. I wanna log on and play steeplechase every time I make a Bunnings Click & Collect
Having the advertising account for Hungry Jacks must be amazing. Just getting hundreds of thousands of dollars to manufacture TV spots without a hint of recognisable human creativity. Pointing a camera at someone eating a burger while a voiceover proclaims "we make hamburgers for human consumption"
Love a tin of chocolate wafer sticks. The ultimate Unknowable-Elderly-Relative Christmas gift
Walked past later in the day and it was covered in stickers - I would assume because six or seven cops guarding a coffee shop might've reminded the hundreds of thousands of people walking past in a line that they should swing back that way in half an hour or so
Went to the Palestine March yesterday & the silliest / saddest thing I've ever seen is six or seven cops exclusively guarding the Starbucks on Swanston Street
Is Pong a flop? Concurrent players on the Atari have dropped to near zero since 1972
*having eaten bacon and chips for most of my meals today* yeah I think Daylight Savings is really messing with me haha
Dead Dead Dead is the hypothetical angel to Steven Seagal's Half Past Dead's devil