The Ghost of Christmas Present introducing some kids to Scrooge in A Christmas Carol

we're now as far from the release of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace as Garth Marenghi's Darkplace was from the release of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Having the advertising account for Hungry Jacks must be amazing. Just getting hundreds of thousands of dollars to manufacture TV spots without a hint of recognisable human creativity. Pointing a camera at someone eating a burger while a voiceover proclaims "we make hamburgers for human consumption"

Love a tin of chocolate wafer sticks. The ultimate Unknowable-Elderly-Relative Christmas gift

Went to the Palestine March yesterday & the silliest / saddest thing I've ever seen is six or seven cops exclusively guarding the Starbucks on Swanston Street

Is Pong a flop? Concurrent players on the Atari have dropped to near zero since 1972

*having eaten bacon and chips for most of my meals today* yeah I think Daylight Savings is really messing with me haha

Hey everyone, have a query: I've noticed over the past year that it will often rain very heavily during the day, but not at all around when I'm going to bed, and I was wondering if there was a meteorologist on here to explain to me what kind of fucking horseshit that's all about

Exclusively referring to Todd Phillips as "Todd Phillips, Director Of Road Trip" from now on because I just know in my heart that it would make him so irrationally angry