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Jacob Colliver
@jacobcolliver.bsky.social
Writer. Buck Bumble is an action video game for the Nintendo 64 developed by British company Argonaut Software and released by UbiSoft in 1998
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"Hey, Doctor Karl, Jake from Melbourne here: I've got a tin roof but it's been bone-dry at 11pm all winter. Just wondering: what fuckin' gives"

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Hey everyone, have a query: I've noticed over the past year that it will often rain very heavily during the day, but not at all around when I'm going to bed, and I was wondering if there was a meteorologist on here to explain to me what kind of fucking horseshit that's all about

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Sometimes all that's missing is one piece... The piece being "Playing board games that I 60% understand with my friends after 7 beers"
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Exclusively referring to Todd Phillips as "Todd Phillips, Director Of Road Trip" from now on because I just know in my heart that it would make him so irrationally angry

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They should say "Only In Theatres For A Bit". That seems fair

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Melbourne launching all the Live Entertainment Nukes the moment we get a day above 14 degrees

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How about uhhhhhh "Sleater-Kinne". Like... it's Sleater-Kinney, but with blokey Australian commercial comedian Troy Kinne. This isn't a bit for anyone, just to be clear. It's not even a bit for me

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Name sounds like a shitty indie rom-com from the mid-00s that no-one remembers about a slacker artist reconnecting with his dad over a summer away

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Sick intro. Not as sick as me though

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Got COVID so I'm just laying on the couch watching the Aaahh!!! Real Monsters intro on a loop until I feel better. No episodes, just the intro

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Jacob Colliver
@jacobcolliver.bsky.social
Writer. Buck Bumble is an action video game for the Nintendo 64 developed by British company Argonaut Software and released by UbiSoft in 1998
42 followers142 following515 posts