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Jacob Carlson
@jacobwcarlson.bsky.social
I don't bang I write the good rhymes
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I think that having a fireplace in my office would go a long way towards solving a whole host of problems.

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God I hate Fleet Week. My dog at least can let out her annoyance and disdain by barking, something not social acceptable for me. All I can do is complain to you lot.

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I feel like Al Michaels should know by now that we prefer people not call it "San Fran"

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Screw all of this, I'm going back to RSS. Self-curation is so much better and happier than algorithmic curation.

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New from 404 Media: someone has put an Android phone on top of a pole in San Francisco, and it's constantly listening with Shazam as people go by. “This is culture surveillance. No one notices, no one consents. But it's not about catching criminals.” www.404media.co/hidden-bopsp...

Hidden ‘BopSpotter’ Microphone Is Constantly Surveilling San Francisco for Good Music
Hidden ‘BopSpotter’ Microphone Is Constantly Surveilling San Francisco for Good Music

“This is culture surveillance. No one notices, no one consents. But it's not about catching criminals. It's about catching vibes."

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Hey YouTube, how often do I have to say "Not interested in this content" and/or "Don't recommend this channel again" before you stop fucking showing me school shooter shit? I use you to watch people eat hot sauce and cook food from 16th century France, not for tragedy porn.

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Michelle should’ve pushed over the lectern at the end of that and just let Barack introduce his damned self.

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The number one thing I'm looking to finally learn this week is whether, as an Indian-Jamaican-American, Kamala calls it Goat Curry or Curry Goat.

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Seven Years War-ass breaking final. I'm switching to basketball.

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Raygun looks like she's here to drop off my Amazon package.

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Jacob Carlson
@jacobwcarlson.bsky.social
I don't bang I write the good rhymes
52 followers183 following376 posts