Kamala would likely *kill* on Stern.

That’s when the majority of stores restock the shelves, too.

There’s an old airplane hangar here that they filled with trampolines. Their grippy socks are like Olympic quality.

Michelle should’ve pushed over the lectern at the end of that and just let Barack introduce his damned self.

The number one thing I'm looking to finally learn this week is whether, as an Indian-Jamaican-American, Kamala calls it Goat Curry or Curry Goat.

Seven Years War-ass breaking final. I'm switching to basketball.

Raygun looks like she's here to drop off my Amazon package.

Or in case one was tempted to try to run off with one

I'm calling for a moratorium on chili crisp. Pump the breaks people, you're doing too much with the chili crisp.

[Your dad comes home after 7 years on a desert island] "Was she-ah there?"