I had a dream last night where my gf inadvertently destroyed the ecosystem of another planet and didn't see it as a big deal, so I slapped her. The look on her face when I woke up and told her that was basically what you'd expect

My inner child is just *glaring* at me. My first ever (and very) overdue library book in 33 years, and I bought and used a bong (completely legally with legal drugs) all by myself. My inner child is a nerd

This country is being dismantled and sold for scrap. Took me weeks to get an appointment for the dole, and now I'm going to miss it because public transport has shut down for the day and the changes have been communicated terribly despite how common this is. Screw this govt fr

I think the main difference between my current slut era and my previous slut era is the amount of laundry. Having a place I can host has really given my washing machine as much of a workout as the girls I'm seeing

I mean she's still a switch, I just watched the "daddy" scene

So as you can imagine I'm really normal watching this series

The reporter in the UK house of cards radiates more top energy than any cis woman I've ever seen

They said be gay, do crimes. But they never mentioned how messy crimes are

newsflash dipshits. im not mentally ill anymore :) *spills a drink on the ground* why ddeosnt any one love mE

I don't have a master's degree, but everything else sounds about right