I think the most revealing fact about Seattle pizza is that our most famous local pizza chain is named after a sad clown.

I'm old and my first thought was Pietro's? Lolz

as a Seattleite in temporary exile in a place with… not good pizza, let me tell you how homesick I am for the sad clown place’s seasonal heirloom tomato pie.

there’s a sad clown named Zeek?

Don’t let it be named ‘Joker,’ Don’t let it be named ‘Joker,’ Don’t let it be named ‘Joker,’ Don’t let it be named ‘Joker,’

And they have a decidedly sexy sasquatch on their pizza boxes.