"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font
I’d read that
The northern lights are here, y’all. Social media just told me about it and I ran out to the back deck in the nick of time.
Not me sending this to the family group chat
Mom Spends 15 Minutes Hearting Every Message From Last 5 Days Of Family Group Chat
RICHMOND, VA—In an attempt to make clear her feelings of emotional warmth toward their texts and photos, local mom Susan Barnes reportedly spent 15 minutes of her Thursday morning combing through the ...
I’ve never been so accurately identified in my life
A heat gun was just delivered to my house by mail, addressed to my husband. I asked him if it was for doing finish work on the bookcases he’s building in our living room. “No,” he said. “It’s for making a black flame candle.” So, uh, I guess that’s happening here.
I’m working late cause I’m a mayor they give me bribes To curry favor
album cover imo