"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font
The northern lights are here, yāall. Social media just told me about it and I ran out to the back deck in the nick of time.
Not me sending this to the family group chat
Mom Spends 15 Minutes Hearting Every Message From Last 5 Days Of Family Group Chat
RICHMOND, VAāIn an attempt to make clear her feelings of emotional warmth toward their texts and photos, local mom Susan Barnes reportedly spent 15 minutes of her Thursday morning combing through the ...
Iāve never been so accurately identified in my life
A heat gun was just delivered to my house by mail, addressed to my husband. I asked him if it was for doing finish work on the bookcases heās building in our living room. āNo,ā he said. āItās for making a black flame candle.ā So, uh, I guess thatās happening here.
Iām working late cause Iām a mayor they give me bribes To curry favor
My kid is doing a group project for social studies and as far as I can tell the primary takeaway lesson is how frustrating it is for multiple people to work on one document online in real time. Really preparing them for the real world!
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is a Waffle House, actually