Parenting elementary aged children is just a constant descent into the grave. Today my children told me that they learned about the ‘is it white and gold or blue and black’ dress in school. As part of the official curriculum.

that’s rough, buddy

SO CHILL

As opposed to previously, when you were three fifths of a menace

It’s true! And then there are the threads!

Will I actually write something for the first time since the RWA burnout? Maybe! Will there be shenanigans? Absolutely.

*cough* there’s a channel for that *cough*

Hi friends. LinkedIn sent me a job listing for the Smithsonian Air and Space museum, who are hiring a writer to write all of their exhibit display text. I am almost positive that someone here on my feed or adjacent to it would love and be amazing at this job, so: www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/40...

Update: the ‘how a computer is made’ episode had me explaining how you used to have to use a phone line to connect to the internet. But they didn’t know what a phone line is, either. Goodbye forever.

My children decided to watch season 1 of How It’s Made this morning and my son just asked me what a compact disc is so if you need me I will be IN THE GRAVE