using a semicolon all willy nilly; to impress and bewilder

That is completely willy nilly nonsensical

Where is the quasi-colon?

I’m still hoping we can bring back the interrobang 💕‽💕

You should use your entire colon.

gosh i suddenly find myself impressed and bewildered

You can't just use punctuation all willy - nilly Think of the children!

I like using it with a closing parenthesis e.g. ;)

A hyphen might've impressed me.

feeling something here; shock & awe possibly