That thing when a random Pagan procession goes oast your window, then a horse skull attacks.

Oh bugger, missed it (ushering at hall for Cornwall) - i've done previous falmouth ones, the last was during the footie.

She’s one of the Cornish guise beasts or Oss and was out for Penryn Mock Mayor.

That’s my mate Pen Hood, she’s particularly naughty believe me I know her very well!

What’s Cornish for Mari Lwyd?

Well, that's Cornwall for you. (And yes, I am very aware of this tradition.)